What does Santa Singh bury every 10 years?

Man: What are you burying??

Santa: Driving License

Man: Driving License ..? Why?

Santa: Arre.. It expired

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Santa & medical college

Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Frightened tourist: "Are ther any bats in this cave?
Guide: "There were, but dont worry, the snakes ate all of them."

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

lecture

What is a Lecture?

The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

santa at the curtain shop

Pakistani meets Sardar courtesy Bangladeshi

The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

OUR Sardar, the famous Santa Singh, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi.He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Why did the Gujju go to Rome?

Why did the Gujju go to Rome?

To listen to Pop(e) music.

Santa the Gambler

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher