Thursday, June 17, 2010



Whats the biggest pressure for Pak captain wen Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 overs, with 5 wickets in hand?............Aila!! How to speak english in presentation ceremony?

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

what can u deduce??

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"



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It's when your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN





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