Do u have it in you to be a scam manager??

scam managers required

Are you interested in building a career in a highly motivational, people centric, learning intensive environment?

Would you be interested in a discussion to embark on a journey of opportunities beyond boundaries?

Is your lack of educational qualification coming in between your dream of earning wealth?

Come work with us!

Selection Process:
1. You will be given 1 crore rupees for 3 days
2. You have to hide those rupees for 3 days from our auditing department
3. You have to successfully show the expenses made against that amount for public welfare.
4. Return the money.

Below is the Job Profile:
1. Channeling the money flow for welfare without making any payment
2. Successful deposits in the Swiss Bank Account
3. Keeping the Balance Sheet clean
4. Bribing the CBI
5. Lobbying with the Journalist
6. Blaming the Opposition Party for everything that went wrong
7. Taking blame on yourself,if unsuccessful, in any of the above

Major Responsibility:
You will be required to manage risk of our clients without complying to the government regulation and bring transformational change in our Organisation making it Spam-Proof

Qualification:
1. Criminal Record in mandatory

Other Extra Curricular Activities like
1. Fraud signature on report card in school
2. Successfully leaking the paper in college
3. False claim on conveyance with previous employer
will be highly appreciated and would be considered on highest priority.

Salary:
1% of the Scam amount you hide or 1Lac rupees per scam (Whichever is less)

Location:
-In front of the media, when you are successful
-Underground, when you are not

If you have what it takes to work with the best in the industry, join us.

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