Whats the biggest pressure for Pak captain wen Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 overs, with 5 wickets in hand?............Aila!! How to speak english in presentation ceremony?

Pakistani meets Sardar courtesy Bangladeshi

The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

OUR Sardar, the famous Santa Singh, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi.He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

PAKISTANI JOKES

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always had a standard response to the first question.

But this time..... Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time!

Inzamam: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time.Tony fainted

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