Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Showing posts with label santa banta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label santa banta. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Pakistani meets Sardar courtesy Bangladeshi
The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
OUR Sardar, the famous Santa Singh, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi.He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Santa and spectacles
Santa: I will be able to read with these specs?
Doctor: yes
Santa: Thank Gods, the life of an illiterate man - very bad..
Friday, June 19, 2009
Santa and his auto
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa: "Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?"
Santa: Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Monday, June 15, 2009
More Santa Banta!!
How does Santa singh copy MS Word document???
Scroll down to know..
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Santa returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....
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Santa and Banta are driving a Car, Banta puts on the
indicator and asks Santa to check whether it is
working.
He puts his head out and says -
YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO
Saturday, June 13, 2009
SARDARJI JOKES
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
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Sardarji Jokes:A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?''Sand,' answered the Sardarji.Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.
'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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'Before we get married,' said Santa to his fiancee,'I want to confess some affairs I've had in the past.''But you told me all about those a couple of weeks ago,' replied the girl.'Yes, darling,' Santa explained, 'but that was a couple of weeks ago.'
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Sardarji Jokes:A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?''Sand,' answered the Sardarji.Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.
'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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'Before we get married,' said Santa to his fiancee,'I want to confess some affairs I've had in the past.''But you told me all about those a couple of weeks ago,' replied the girl.'Yes, darling,' Santa explained, 'but that was a couple of weeks ago.'
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